Recently, I came across a blog that was funny. You could even call it hilarious. Crisp, and made a great read. I wonder why I can’t come up with stuff that can tickle the funny bone. My friends say I have a good sense of humour.

But I guess my sense of humour is what you could call on-the-spot-humour (if at all there is anything like that!). What I am really bad at is narrating incidents that I think are funny. You know when I narrate them to someone I myself realize that the funny part is really missing. There is not much laughter that I manage to elicit.

I remember a couple of times I have found something so funny and have badly wanted to narrate it to someone that I even ended up rehearsing how I would narrate the event. And was I successful? My so-called funny narration fell flat on its face. At the most my audience smiled, none laughed.

While on humour, it’s actually interesting to think about the kinds.

Like I have an Uncle who is a great example of deadpan humour. His face is so straight even as you are roaring with laughter at his joke. Then I have a colleague, who can give constant banter, make weird sounds, and come up with punchlines that are so catchy that you just burst out. I guess his could be called slapstick humour – a la Chaplin. I have a feeling he will make a damn good standup.

Then there’s my roommate who is witty. She is so amazing at one-liners that I sometimes even feel like making a compilation of them (just shows how jobless I am sometimes).
A friend has the habit of coming up with funny stuff at such an alarming rate that after a point you have to beg him to stop. Then there are so many I know who are good mimics.
So where do I fit in all this scheme of humour? I guess I am good at responding to humour. People are probably encouraged to display their comic skills when I am around :)

Drink to a lakh

So, have you thought of a gift for your beau/ spouse for Valetine’s? You haven’t? Ok, if you are in Delhi here’s a suggestion. Buy him or her Cupid's Love Punch. What is that, you may ask? It’s just a wine cocktail.

And all you have to do to before you clink those glasses in celebration is, shell out a couple of lakhs, that is if you are buying one for your beau and one for yourself. Else, a lakh will do. No don’t blink in surprise and read the line again. Because that is the price of the drink.

A leading Indian wine maker has launched the most exclusive and expensive wine cocktail that costs Rs 1 lakh as a special Valentine’s offering.

And before most of you purse your lips thinking what has the world come to, give the poor guy some benefit of doubt. It’s not just the Sauvignon Blanc, Peach Schnapps and orange juice that he will be charging you for. At the bottom of the drink served in an Italian crystal glass sits a pretty diamond ring waiting to be put into that shivering finger.

And well, according to the makers of the cocktail, the drink is solely made for people who are deeply in love and want to propose to their better halves or would bes in a unique way.

So all of you out there who are looking to woo your loved one, start saving. There’s still a whole month, after all.

Just felt like putting down these lyrics-

Abhi na jaayo chhodh kar ke dil abhi bhara nahi

Abhi abhi to aayi ho bahaar ban ke chaayi ho
Hawa zara mahek to le nazar zara bahek to le
Yeh shaam dhal to le zara yeh dil sambhal to le zara
Main thodi der jee to loon
Nashe ke ghoont pi to loon
Abhi to kuch kaha nahi
Abhi to kuch suna nahi

Abhi na jaayo chhodh kar ke dil abhi bhara nahi

Sitaare jhilmila uthe, chirag jagmaga uhe
Bas ab na mujhko tokna, na badhke raah rokna
Agar main ruk gayi abhi, to jaa naa paoungi kabhi
Yahi kahoge tum sada ke dil abhi nahi bhara
Jo khatam ho kisi jageh, yeh aisa silsila nahi

Abhi nahi, abhi nahi bhara nahi
Nahi nahi nahi nahi

Abhi na jaayo chhodh kar ke dil abhi bhara nahi

Adhuri aas aas chhodh ke
Adhuri pyaas chhodh Kar
Jo roz yuhi jaayogi
To kis tarah nibhaayogi
Ke zindagi ki raaha mein
Jawaan dilon ki chaha mein
Kayi makaam aayenge
Jo humko aazmaayenge
Bura na maano baat ka
Yeh pyar hai gila nahi

Haan yehi kahoge tum sada
Ke dil abhi bhara nahi
Dil abhi bhara nahi
Nahi nahi nahi nahi

Sometimes, some songs that you had heard so often before, come back to you - all new! You find new meaning and new melodies in the same old track. And then, times like these stay etched in your mind...forever!

Come back.. once

Last evening, when I went to the terrace of my granparents' house, some sights I had long forgotten, came back to me..

I saw a six-year-old girl who held her grandfather's hand and kept giving a broad smile every now and then..why? That evening, she had lost her first milk tooth to the tooth fairy..She wanted all the older kids who were playing there to ask her about her missing tooth. But of course, they were busy with their games. So she clung to Grandpa..

And then, there was the same little girl, standing on her toes, trying to peep from the terrace into the window to her grandfather's room. She kept staring at the bed in the room because it was empty..Grandpa wasn't resting on it like he always used to. The bed had been lying empty ever since Grandpa left two days back..never to come back again..and she hadn't even been able to meet him before he went away. She hadn't been able to put her head into his lap and hear a cute little bed time story from him.

In fact, it had been ages since Grandpa had told her a story. He was ill, and so ill that sometimes he refused to recognise her and once he even shouted at her. And she had always thought she was his little princess.

And even now as the girl, not little anymore, stared at the empty bed from the terrace, she wished Grandpa would come, just once...

Yesterday once more

"I may come home next week and I hope we all get to meet," I messaged a friend last night. It's been over a week that I am away from home and I miss my pack of mad friends immensely. Beep Beep..My phone..He had replied. "I am going to A'Nagar for an audit. I can make it back only the week after that."
So one member already dropped, and this even before the plan is made, which is just fair because I am planning to go in the middle of the week, a time when all sane people are busy working.

And here I am, suddenly missing all those days (though not for the first time) when life was just about doing nothing. When a bunch of us would just hang out at wierd places, doing nothing, yet doing everything!

I remember those evenings that we spent on the hill..why did we even go there..certainly not for an evening exercise, because we would climb down and promptly grab a bite at the nearby eatery.

I remember the stone quarry, the dried up lake, those overgrown bushes, Amol's aeroplane we all saw at 6.15, his face flushed with child-like excitement, Kartik's silly comments..I remember it all.

That was where I first learnt to ride a bike..and by bike I mean a motorbike, like those heavy ones, Amol's Pulsar, to be more precise..I can imagine what a site I must have looked..my miniscule frame on that humumgous vehicle!

And then we would all gather at someone's place and try to strum a few notes on the guitar or chorus a song together.

And how I could I forget, that solitary tree in my college where we all sat (need I say we bunked lectures to do that).

Where have all those days gone, why did they just fly away..

Death -- a number

“When you read about deaths in my country, they are only figures. For me, they are my friends, uncles, aunts...” I read this somehere recently. It's not new..we have all read it several times when stories of tragedies have been written.
Yet, each time I read this line, it churns my stomach for whatever reason. It just disturbs me somewhere.
Being a journalist, stories of death are not new to me. I was working with The Indian Express in Pune during the 7/11 Mumbai train blasts. Th Express carried a series of articles called '187 Mumbai Life Stories' that narrated the tales of the kin that the victims had left behind. They were tales of horror, grit, gumption, tragedy, tears, determination, hope and every other human emotion one could name.
I did one of the stories in the series -- not something that I would want to cherish for my life. Nonetheless, I had to do it and at the end of the day it was just a story for me.
The young widow whom I met, had lost her whole world. Even as I spoke to her, I felt as if I was rubbing salt on her wounds.
I don't know why I felt like writing about this. As a journalist, I will still have to deal with news copies that speak of deaths in figures. Unfortunately, I won't be able to change that.